Category Archives: Freak

“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” -Confucius

You tried to kill me.
I’m coming for you.



Mermen like my po’ boys.

Last night I dreamt that I was on a cooking/survival show and we had to make shrimp po’ boys for a council of disapproving mermen. If you lost, they drowned you. I lived.